Confession time. I don’t have an X song on my iPhone. In fact, the only song beginning with X that came to mind was Xanadu. ‘Nuff said.

I didn’t spend much time looking, but if I had to buy an X song it might be XOXOX by The Blackeyed Peas. I am a sucker for rhyme. I own multiple rhyming dictionaries. Nothing drives rhyme home like XOXOXO from “the get go. Don’t you go saying, ‘No no no.’ Hop in and get with the flow show.”

Okay, this stuff is way outta my league. Still, I gotta admire folks able to incorporate multiple product placement (Lego, Pepto, and Eggo) into one song.